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Dog Joke - 2
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
A complaint Bernard!
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Beer: making woman look better since 1965.
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Best Joke Online
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. 'I would like a Sprite, ' said the first little piggie. 'I would like a Coke, ' said the second little piggie. 'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' said the third little piggie. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. 'I want a nice big steak, ' said the first piggie. 'I would like the salad plate, ' said the second piggie. 'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' said the third little piggie. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 'I want a banana split, ' said the first piggie. 'I want a root beer float, ' said the second piggie. 'I want water, lots and lots of water, ' exclaimed the third little piggie. 'Pardon me for asking, ' said the waiter, 'but why have you only ordered water?'The third piggies says -'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!''
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RELISH TODAY. . . KETCHEUP TOMORROW
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Beauty Joke
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. 'Nothing, ' replied the assistant. 'Nothing?' she asked, 'but how can I look like a film star?' 'Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?' replied the assistant.
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Joke for Kids
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
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Fishing Joke
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!
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Joke for Halloween
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are '300
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