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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Pig Joke
Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
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Doctor Joke
I'm not well - can you give me something to make me better?
Take 2 teaspoons of this after every meal?
But Doctor, I've only got one teaspoon?
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it's cold out here!
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Dog Joke - 2
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Very Silly Joke
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary. 'Guess what, darling, ' he said, 'Fifty years ago today you and I were wed. ''And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table, ' she said. 'We were naked as jaybirds, remember?' he blushed. 'Oh yes, ' she giggled, 'Why don't we take off our clothes right now?' 'All right. 'They stripped to the buff and stared at one another across the table. 'Oooh, darling, ' she said, 'My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago. ''No wonder, ' he said, 'One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!'
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Lawyer Joke
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.
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Aviation Joke
From a Southwest Airlines employee. . . . 'Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.
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