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Aviation Joke
Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Better on a camel --------------------------------------------------------------------------------BelgiumSABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again--------------------------------------------------------------------------------PakistanPIA = Please, Inform Allah--------------------------------------------------------------------------------YugoslaviaJAT = Joke About Time--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Pacific Western AirlinesPWA = Pray While AloftPWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.
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Snake Joke
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
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Car and train Joke
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.
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Bar Joke - 2
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy 'Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket. '
The guys slurs 'Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good. '
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Spoof Joke
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock. A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.
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Car and train Joke
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
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