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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!
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Naughty Joke
There was a young girl called Anna, Who was rather good with a spanner. A boy gave her a knock, So she grabbed his big cock, And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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Joke for Halloween
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, 'I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!!' The next guy says, 'oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15 stories, then he got run over by a steam roller, but I had him ready for an open casket funeral in two days!!!' The third guy sulks in the corner, 'man. both y'all got me beat. I had this lady parachutist who landed on the empire state building. it took me four days just to get the grin off her face. '
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Cannibal Joke
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!
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Joke for Kids
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.
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Waiter Joke
Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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Village Idiot Joke
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance teams response times. Since we installed our new satellite navigation system, bragged one, weve cut our emergency response time by ten percent. Not bad, the second paramedic commented. But by using a computer model of traffic patterns, we we cut our average time by 20 percent. Thats nothing said the third paramedic. Since our ambulance driver passed the bar exam, weve cut our emergency response time in half!
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