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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Humor Joke
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
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Naughty Joke
A question for Bill Clinton:'What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?''She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across'
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Criminal Joke
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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Food Joke
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
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Easy to Remember Joke
If Atheists don't belive in God. . . . . . can they get insured for an act of god?
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Ethnic Joke - 1
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says 'I want my $20 million. 'To which the man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the restspread out for the next 19 years. ' The Redneck said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHTnow! I won it, and I want it. ' Again the man patiently explains that he would only get amillion that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, IWANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20million 'right now, ' THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!
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Weather Joke
Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the 'pouring rain. ' Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!
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Stand Up Joke
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, 'You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!' I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she said, 'See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar!''
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