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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
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Funny Kids Joke
What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
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Parent Joke
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. 'It was enough to make anybody faint, ' he said. 'My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower. '
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Free Adult Joke
Running U. S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u t . Sailboat fuel for brains. Sat under the ozone hole too long. Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong. Serving donuts on another planet. Settled some during shipping and handling. Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way. Several nuts over fruitcake minimum. Several nuts short of a full pouch. Sharp, like stone in river. Swift, like tree through forest. She only packed half a sandwich. She only schedules zombie processes. She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem. She worries about the calories licking stamps and envelopes. She's a screensaver: Looks good, but useless. Short a few cards. Short-circuited between the earphones. Should be the poster child for family planning. Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing. Single-sided, low density. Sitting in the right pew, but the wrong church. Skating on the wrong side of the ice. Skylight leaks a little. Slept too close to his radium-dial watch. Slinky's kinked. Sloppy as a soup sandwich. Slow as molasses in January.
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Bed Joke
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
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Travel and tourist Joke
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, 'You've given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?' The desk clerk says, 'Sir, That's absurd. Have you looked for the door?' The person says, ' Well, there's one door that leads to the bathroom. There's a second door that goes into the closet. And there's a door I haven't tried, but it has a 'do not disturb' sign on it. '
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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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Various animal Joke
What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !
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