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Website Joke
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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Joke of the Day
Q. If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
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Dumb People Joke
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $'30
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Miscellaneous Joke
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is atraditional early-adolescent ritual. Similarly, methods of identifyingthe source of a fart are a subject of peer-group, or tribal, speculation, the usual rule of thumb being 'Who smelled it, dealt it, 'or 'The smeller's the feller. 'Occasionally, this oral tradition has acheived the level of Xeroxpublication, but never before has a systematic analysis, along the linesof Jane's Fighting ships or A Field Guide to the Birds, been attemptedin print. Tentatively, then, we present the following. Blind Farts: Traditional noiseless reekers. (Expression since circa1880 - see also 'SBD's'). Boomers: Full-throated, rousing explosions; the parent orginismfrequently betrays his or her authorship with a smile of ill-conceledpride. Carpet Creepers: Heavier- than- air creations, these linger andpermeate the atmosphere at or near ground level; source invariablyanonymous, having left the room. Fizzles: Efforts at first promising, but eventually unsatisfactory, atleast to the donor; often effective upon bystanders. Often the last of aseries; originator betrays disappointment. Fudgies: See Wet Ones. One-Cheek Sneaks: Attempted surreptitous contributions, usuallysignified BY the the artist's 'tilting'. Ricocheting off metal 'bridgechairs' or church pews, they posses satisfactory resonance, produceblushes, giggles, glares. Poohs: Open-spincter donations, gusty and full-bodied, but lackingsonority; popular on buses; customarily unaknowledged. SBD's: (Silent But Deadly type). Consistant with the Law ofConservation of Energy, what SBD lacks in audible qualities iscompensated for in a semi-lethal olfactory intensity. The mechanismresponsible is usually the innocent-looking person glancing aboutsuspiciously. Screamers: High-pitched, tight-spincter offerings, often of astonishingduration and tonal variations; most pleasuribly exchanged among roomatesor frat brothers, or inspired by presence of officious bureaucrat. Sliders: See One-Cheek Sneaks. Squeegies: Small, immature, and moist products. Humiliating for allconcerned. Wet Ones: (aka Brewer's Farts, Fudgies, Playing Misty). Samples areaccompnied by gutteral, rasping, or lisping sound, indicating vaporouscontent. Originator registers astonishment, dred, then departs, walkingfunny. Whiffers: see Poohs.
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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
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From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve. 9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum. 8. Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a hospital gown. 7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator. 6. You thought 'Chicago Hope' was going to be a hit. 5. Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by Sally Struthers. 4. Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called 'flu-proof socks'. 3. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy. 2. You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be taught in school. 1. Your cure for heart disease: Zima.
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How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
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I never actually grapsed the whole 'Trick or treat' ultimatum. Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
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