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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !
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Free Adult Joke
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck. The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, 'What arethose thangs?' The driver says, 'Those are golf tees'. The redneck asks, 'What those are for?' The driver says 'Those holdmy balls when I drive. 'The redneck says, 'Sheeit, these Lincolns sure come witheverythang!'
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Random Joke
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess. Doctor: You only have one week left to live. Patient: Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now?Doctor: Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here? I'm taking her out to dinner tonight, and who knows where the night will end!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Why do we believe everything we see in newspapers but question what the Bible says?
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Monster Joke
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, 'Mommy, why does the girl wear white?'
His mom replies, 'The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life. '
The boy thinks about this, and then says, 'Well then, why is the boy wearing black?'
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Parent Joke
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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Law Enforcement Joke
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. 'Officer,' the man began, 'I can explain. '
'No explanation needed!' snapped the officer. 'I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. '
'But, officer, I have to tell you something. ' The man tried again.
'Just keep quiet! You're going to jail and I'm notinterested in what you have to say!' the officer barked.
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, 'Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. '
'Don't count on it,' answered the fellow in the cell. 'I'm the groom. '
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