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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: What do you call a Smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Sporting Joke
Several racehorses are in a stable. One of them starts boasting about his track record. 'Of my last 15 races,' he says, 'I've won eight. ' Another horse breaks in, 'Well, I've won 19 of my last 27!'
'That's good, but I've taken 28 of 36,' says another, flicking his tail.
At this point a greyhound who's been sitting nearby pipes up. 'I don't mean to boast,' he says, 'but of my last 90 races, I've won 88. ' The horses are clearly amazed. 'Wow,' says one after a prolonged silence, 'a talking dog!'
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Relationships Joke
'My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis, ' mumbles an angrybiker to one of his buddies. 'No, ' says the friend, 'people don't die of syphilis anymore. ' The angry biker replies, 'They do when they give it to me!'
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.
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Situation Joke
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix. 'See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together. ''I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman, ' said the dentist calmly, 'and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time. 'Mr. Tuckerman whispered, 'Yes, but from an IUD?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
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