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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie . . . the famous statue with blonde hair
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Cow Joke
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
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Bar Joke - 1
A guy walks into a bar where there is loud music playing. He spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approaches her. He says 'Would you like to dance?' and she replies 'I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you. ' To which the guy replies 'I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants. '
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Telephone Joke
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, 'I think you're wanted on the phone, sir. ' 'What d'you mean, you think?' demanded the boss. 'Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?'
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Old Age Joke
In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and baby sit. When the kids were in a jam, They could always call on Gram. But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, Sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, Now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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Totally Strange Humor
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a beer at Bill Clinton during his morning jog. Fortunately, it was a draft, so he was able to dodge it.
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Bar Joke - 2
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O. K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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Just for Laughs Joke
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left eye is always winking. So he speaks with the manager and the manager says, 'Well sir, you are very well qualified for the job, but people have to be comfortable around a sales rep. and that eye thing is really freaky. ' The man smiles and says, 'Oh that, I just take some Tylenol and it goes away. ' So the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a condom, he takes several more condoms out and finally finds some Tylenol. He takes two Tylenol and the eye twitch goes away. The manager frowns, 'Sir, I'm sorry but our company does not like womanizers. I don't like the look of all those condoms. ' The man chuckles, 'Oh, I'm no womanizer. . . but do you know how hard it is to buy Tylenol at a drug store with your eye contantly winking?'
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