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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of funny maternity and other funny jokes |
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Ghost Joke
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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Kids School Joke
Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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Funny Joke
He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?
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Music Joke
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
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Kids Joke
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.
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Kids Joke
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, 'My father's dead, Miss. ' 'Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?' 'He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed. '
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Relationships Joke
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, 'Stop! Stop! You're not going to. . . to. . . cut it off, are you???!?' The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire. '
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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