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Bumper Stickers - 6
Smile. It’s The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.
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Burger Joke
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
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Ethnic Humor
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy. Everyone was disturbed about it, and Icould not help interrupting. 'Why not?' said I. 'Let her marry a Gentile boy. I'm all in favor ofJewish girls marrying Gentile boys. ' 'Why?' chorused the women. And I said, 'Because why should the Jewish boys have all the badluck?'
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Blonde Joke - 1
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on?Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on?Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem?Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
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Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive
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A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning. The clerk says, 'We don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em cocks. ''Okay' the man says. 'I'll take a cock and a rabbit for the farm. ' 'We pronounce it rubbit says the clerk. ' 'Okay, I'll take those two things and a mule to carry them home. ''We don't call 'em mules, we call 'em asses and every time the ass stops walkin
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Dirty Joke
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. 'Sure, ' said Izzard. 'There a mirror around here?' 'There's one on the wall right beside you, ' said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh of relief. 'Yep!' he said. 'It's me, all right!'
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