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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Blonde Joke - 1
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, 'For best results, put on two coats'.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her. . . or something like that.
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Parent Joke
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. 'I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, ' said the man. 'To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations. ' The son-in-law interrupted, 'I hate factories. I can't stand the noise. ' 'I see, ' replied the father-in-law. 'Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations. ' 'I hate office work, ' said the son-on-law. 'I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day. ' 'Wait a minute, ' said the father-in-law. 'I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?' 'Easy, ' said the young man. 'Buy me out. '
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Men Joke
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Miscellaneous Joke
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3. 4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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Satire Joke
Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then Mother noticed something was missing. . . . 'Susie, dear, ' she said, 'You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe's place. ''But, Mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them, ' explained Susie. 'Daddy says he always eats like a horse!'
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Book title Joke
The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long
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