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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny College Joke
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said 'Let there be light' he immediately said to her 'Get your fat ass out of the way. '
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E-mail Joke
What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
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Bar Joke - 1
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him. The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over, and still politely--but more firmly refuses service to the man due to his inebriation. Again, the bartender offers to call a cab for him. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish, cries 'Man! How many bars do you work at?'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
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Weird Women Joke
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
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Elephant Joke
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district.
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War Joke
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base'scorridor floors, and asked him, 'Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?'Private Duncan replied, 'Sure. 'The Corporal turned red. He said, 'That's no way to address asuperior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you havechange for a dollar?'Private Duncan replied, 'No, SIR!'
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Dirty Joke
Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.
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