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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Father Joke
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
'Wait a minute,' she said. 'I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when
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Funny School Kids Joke
The stupid monster went to the mind reader to have his mind read.
After half an hour he got his money back
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Joke for Kids
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the CaliforniaRaisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as long time friend Aunt Jemimadelivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as the man who 'never knew how muchhe was kneaded'. Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled withmany turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting most ofhis dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was aroll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife -- they have two children and one inthe oven. The funeral was held at 4:25 for about 20 minutes.
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Village Idiot Joke
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
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Bizarre Joke
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, 'I have something to tell you about your child. . ' The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, 'What's wrong with it?' The doctor says, 'There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite. ' The woman looks confused. 'A hermaphrodite, what's that?' The doctor replies, 'It has both features of a male and a female. ' The woman looks relieved. 'What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'
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Ant Joke
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
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Silliest Joke
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?
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Love and Marriage Joke
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.
Instead, they were giving each other written notes.
One evening he gave her a paper where it said:
'Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am. '
The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.
Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:
'Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!'
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