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Free Adult Joke
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
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Religion Joke
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, 'Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. 'The Priest says, 'Is that you, Tommy?Tommy says 'Yes father, it's me. 'The Priest says 'Who was the woman you were with?'Tommy says 'I cannot tell you, father, because I don't wantto ruin her reputation. 'The priest asks, 'Was it Brenda O'Malley?'Tommy replies 'No, father. 'The priest asks, 'Was it Fiona MacDonald?'Tommy replies 'No. 'The priest asks, 'Was it Ann Brown?'Tommy replies 'No. 'The priest asks, 'Was it Mary Elizabeth O'Shea?'Tommy replies 'No, father. 'The priest asks, 'Was it Amy Thomas?'Tommy replies 'No, father. 'The priest asks, 'Was it little Cathy Morgan?'Tommy replies 'NO father! I cannot tell you. 'The priest finally says, 'Tommy, I admire your perseverance, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four'Our Fathers' and five 'Hail Mary's'. Now go back to yourseat. 'Tommy walks back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides overand whispers, 'What happened?!''Well, I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and sixgood leads. '
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Idiot and fool Joke
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $'127
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Aviation Joke
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, 'Wait Please. ' To which Laloo replied, '65 kgs, ' and moved on.
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What's another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances?A: Three swallows!Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show?A: The feather forecast!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?A: A bird that will talk you ear off!Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?A: A box of quackers!
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Weird Women Joke
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Family Comedy Joke
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.
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Police Joke
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too. 'Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well?3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
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