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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Clinton Joke
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: 'You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Funny Kids Joke
What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Men Joke
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Birthday Joke
Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
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School Joke
Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'What is the chemical formula for water?'
Little Johnny replies, 'HIJKLMNO'!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, 'What on Earth are you talking about?'
Little Johnny replies, 'Yesterday you said it was H to O!'
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Music Joke
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
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Very Silly Joke
Ancient History Explained. . . A team of archaeologists found a slab of rock with 5 figures carved on it, in order:A Woman, A Donkey, A Shovel, A Fish, A Star of David. After months of study, the leader took the rock and went on a lecture tour. He said the carvings were thousands of years old but even so, they revealed a lot about the people of that time. The woman being placed first in the line of figures showed that women were held in very high esteem - most likely a family oriented culture. They probably used the donkey to till the fields. The shovel shows they were highly intelligent as they knew how to make tools. The fish shows they knew how to augment the crops they raised by also reaping from the sea. The Star of David of course indicates they were a very religious group of people. A little old man in the front row finally got the attention of the speaker. When acknowledged he said, 'I'm sorry to blow your conclusions but you were reading it left to right. In Hebrew we read from right to left. That way it reads, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the Ass on that Chick!'
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