|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of funny kids t shirts and other funny jokes |
|
Father Joke
One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked through the main entrance, I noticed a woman, curlers in her hair, wearing pajamas. 'Why are you dressed like that?' I asked her.
'I told my son,' she explained, 'that
= = = = = = = = = =
Very Silly Joke
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, 'Halt, who goes there?'The chauffeur, a corporal, says, 'General Wheeler. ''I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield. 'The general said, 'Drive on!'The sentry said, 'Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker. 'The general repeated, 'I'm telling you, son, drive on!'The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, 'General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?'
= = = = = = = = = =
Computers Joke
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June. I'm betting the baby will be late.
= = = = = = = = = =
Firefighter Joke
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
= = = = = = = = = =
Village Idiot Joke
Quote from a recent meeting: 'We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done'. Quote from the Boss. . . 'I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. 'A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves. A direct quote from the Boss: 'We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired. 'My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory. My Boss said to me ' What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier. My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain. He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE. Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it. Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: ' I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!'HR Manager to job candidate 'I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions. 'Quote from telephone inquiry 'We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ouch Joke
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. 'But, ' said the duffer, 'since you're obviouslymuch better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two'gotchas'. 'The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club memberswere amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100. 'What happened?' asked one of the members. 'Well, ' said the pro, 'I was teeingup for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his handbetween my legs and grabbed my balls while yelling 'Gotcha!' Have you evertried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second 'gotcha'?'
= = = = = = = = = =
Monster Joke
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet
= = = = = = = = = =
Music Joke
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
