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Cannibal Joke
Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !
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Business Joke
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered the other to join him down at the bar, but he decided to just head on home. When he arrived home, he heard a noise from up stairs. When he reached the top of the stairs, he noticed that the noise was coming from the bedroom. He opened the door and saw his boss sleeping with his wife, so he quietly closed the door and headed back down the stairs and out the front door. He made his way down to the bar to see if his friend was still there and he was. His friend asked, 'I thought you were headed home?' The man replied, 'I did, but this is the last time I ever leave work early a gain. ' His friend asked, 'Why's that?' The man replied, 'I almost got caught by the boss. '
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Elephant Joke
What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !
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Irish Joke
The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. 'Name?' 'Brendan O'Connor. ' 'Same as mine. Where are you from?' 'County Cork. ' 'Same as me. . . . . . ' The policeman paused with his pen in the air. 'Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your cab. '
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Dirty Joke
Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy. 'Slow down, baby, ' she said. 'Foreplay is an art. ' 'You better get your canvas ready soon, ' he panted, 'because I'm about to spill my paint!'
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Men Joke
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. 'Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you. ' They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible! 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' 'No, ' she replies, 'you just happened to catch my eye. '
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Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: 'You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish. 'Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?A: They didn't know it was going to blow up. Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP. Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer?A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard. Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.
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Burger Joke
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
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