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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Burger Joke
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
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Situations Humor
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse, he came across another man on horseback. The man told him he was his next door neighbor and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party. The city slicker said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and asked the party host. 'By the way, what should I wear at the party' The man, responded 'Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!'Sent by Chris
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Rabbit Joke
Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
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Random Joke
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed out.
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Government Humor
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer
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Funny Kids Joke
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
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Naughty Joke
*ring* *ring*'Hello?' Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, 'Hello?''I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom, ' a male voice whisperedhuskily, '. . . undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorning. ''Geez, ' the woman replied, 'you can tell all that from two hello's?'
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Various animal Joke
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!
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