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Short Stupid Joke
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager 'How much is that new Barbie in the window?'The Manager replied, 'Which one? We have -'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19. 95 . . . 'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19. 95 . . . 'Barbie goes shopping for $19. 95 . . . 'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19. 95. . . 'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19. 95 . . . and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375. 00. ''Why is the Divorced Barbie $375. '00
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Computing Joke
Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection. Each ornament would weight about seven pounds, and require you to pay shipping and handling charges.
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Travel Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
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School Joke
Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !
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Monster Joke
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
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Frog Joke
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
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Office Humor
'A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!''Don't worry, ' he says, 'I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself. ''Who is the third rose from?' she asked'Oh, ' says the doctor, 'that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. . . He wanted to thank you for his new ears!'
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