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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Weirdest Joke
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past the American, hardly even noticing him. The Pope then stopped next to a low-life sot, leaned over and whispered something in the sot's ear, and made his way on again. This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope that the Pope would speak to him the next day. The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned over to the American and spoke softly into his ear. . 'I thought I told you yesterday to get the f**k out of here. '
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Mad Joke
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. 2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. 3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not one will stop to ask directions. 4. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. 5. How does a man show he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. 6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually mature. 7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends. 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. 11. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 12. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Answer me this Joke
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
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Criminal Joke
What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.
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Family Comedy Joke
The blonde says to her friend, 'My boyfriend has the worst dandruff. 'Her friend says, 'You should give him Head and Shoulders. 'The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, 'how do you give shoulders?'
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Dumb People Joke
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc. , when she interrupted him:'Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?'The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, 'There you are. Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down. '
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A cowboy walks in to a bar and says, ' I want a beer. ' So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone. He shouted, ' if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i did in Georgia. So he finished his beer and he saw his horse was back so he got on and rode a little, then the bartender asked out the window what did you have in Georgia? i had to walk home.
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