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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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and 2 combine harvesters.
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
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Business Joke
'Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests. 'While we're doodling, ' he points out, 'he is making his getaway. ' 'Relax, ' says the game-theorist policeman. 'He's got to figure it out too, don't he?''
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Old Age Joke
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said 'yes'.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer
was! 'Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny. . . '
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the
telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't
remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
'Oh', she said, 'I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A. E. I. O. UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herColic -- Sheep dogComa -- A punctuation markCongenital -- FriendlyD&C -- Where Washington isDiarrhea -- Journal of daily eventsDilate -- To live longEnema -- Not a friendFester -- QuickerFibula -- A small lieG. I. Series -- Soldiers' ball gameGrippe -- SuitcaseHangnail -- CoathookImpotent -- Distinguished, well knownIntense pain -- Torture in a teepeeLabor pain -- Got hurt at workMedical staff -- Doctor's caneMorbid -- Higher offerNitrate -- Cheaper than day rateNode -- Was aware ofOutpatient -- Person who had faintedPelvis -- Cousin of ElvisPost operative -- Letter carrierProtein -- Favoring young peopleRectum -- It almost killed himRecovery room -- Place to do upholsteryRheumatic -- AmorousScar -- Rolled tobacco leafSecretion -- Hiding anythingSeizure -- Roman emperorSerology -- Study of knighthoodTablet -- Small tableTerminal illness -- Sickness at airportTibia -- Country in North AfricaTumor -- An extra pairUrine -- Opposite of you're outVaricose -- Located nearbyVein -- Conceited
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.
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Drunks Joke
Sign of drinking problem. . . You shout, 'I'm not as think you drunk I am. 'Sent by JC
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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