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Pig Joke
What is Chuck Norris' 'best karate move'? Pork Chop!
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Kids School Joke
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load!
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Assorted Joke
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved ten miles away.
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Family Comedy Joke
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I think I'll go up and get a coke. '(Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants, but you probably knew that. )'No problem, ' said the Jew. 'I'll get it for you. 'While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spit in it. The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said, 'That looks good. Think I'll have one too. 'Again, the Jew obligingly goes to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and spits in it. The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the short flight. When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. 'How long must this go on?' he asked. 'This enmity between our peoples . . . this hatred . . . this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes!?!'
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What does a blonde Owl say?
A: What, what?
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Free Adult Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a light bulb?
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Dirty Joke
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, 'There was a man in the convent last night. ' 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee. The head nun goes on, 'We found a condom in the garden. ' Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goeshee hee hee. The head nun continues 'There was a hole in that condom. ' 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you hear, 'Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?, ' you scream, 'No! I'm not listening!' 5. You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers with your air gun 4. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you. 3. Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy make photo copies 2. You've got eggnog coming out of your ears 1. Two words: tinsel rash
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