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Comedian Joke
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station. This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded. He started singing 'I'm Still Standing'!
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Mad Joke
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!
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Mental health Joke
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
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At Work Joke
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, 'When I take the shoe out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer. ' The apprentice did just as he told. Now he's the village blacksmith.
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Cow Joke
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
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Dumb Men Joke
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, ?'Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?'
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