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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Fishing Joke
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten. . . '
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Old Age Joke
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me. '
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. 'Hardly worth going home, isn't it?'
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Dumb People Joke
A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread his arms wide and shouted: 'HERE I AM LORD, LET ME HAVE IT!' Needless to say, God delivered. The other two passengers on the boat survived the lightning strike with minor burns.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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Rabbit Joke
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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Clinton Joke
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
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Dirty Joke
Male secretary : 'Feel free to use my dictaphone. ' New blonde employee : 'No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone else. '
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Golf Joke
Bill was 26 over par by the eighth hole; he had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough. When his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt, Bill exploded.
'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!' he screamed.
'I doubt it,' replied the caddy. 'That would be too much of a coincidence. '
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