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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Priceless Joke
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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Telephone Joke
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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Love and Marriage Joke
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: 'The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Halloween Joke
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
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Dirty Joke
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. 'Honey, ' she signs, 'Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. ' The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, 'Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis. . . . . . fifty times'
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Insect Joke
Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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