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Dumb Blonde Joke
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
'Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!'
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
'If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?'
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, '157. '
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
'If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?'
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Criminal Joke
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F. B. I.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
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School Joke
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
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Cat Joke
Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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Humorous Joke
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. 'I've been insulted, ' she sobbed. 'Your mother insulted me. ' 'My mother!' he exclaimed. 'But she is a hundred miles away. ' 'I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. ' He looked stern, 'I see, but where does the insult come in?' 'In the postscript, ' she answered. 'It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George. ''
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Mother Joke
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's
office.
There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle
this new situation. 'Oh, come on, quit joking,' snickered one. 'You didn't really do that, did you?'
'You would never get through basic training,' scoffed another.
The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, 'Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?'
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Fun Funny Joke
Bridegroom: 'Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn't it time we were alone?'Bride: 'But darling, we are alone, aren't we?' Bridegrom: 'What I mean is, when can we get your mother out of here?' Bride: 'MY mother! I thought she was YOUR mother!!!'
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