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Bar Joke - 2
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a 'kiddy harness' to keep track of him, since he's an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore. As we stood watching the marvel of the escalator, a teenager headed up the stairs and said, quite loudly, 'Look at that kid, he looks like a little dog on a leash. 'Alex promptly looked at him and said, 'Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!'
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Hunting Joke
A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. 'What are you hunting for?' asked an older hunter. 'I don't know. I ain't seen it yet, ' said the boy.
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Police Joke
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. The cop pulled the guy out of the car and hit him with a nightstick for about a minute and then said, 'Would you like for me to stop or just slow down?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Criminal Joke
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
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School Joke
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that!
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