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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Strange Humor
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
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Apple Joke
Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
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Joke of the Day
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: 'Is it mine?'Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third grade. Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?A: Saliva. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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History Joke
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
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Dog Joke - 2
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
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School Joke
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, 'Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head. ' His mother replies, 'No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings. '
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Old People Joke
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, 'I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry. '
The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, 'Kiss me, you won't be sorry. ' So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned into?
The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead!)
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