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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Business Joke
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?' 'I don't have to laugh, ' she replied. 'I'm leaving Friday. '
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It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
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Legal Humor
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asks, 'Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?' The coroner says, 'No. ' The attorney then asks, 'Did you listen for a heart beat?' 'No. ' 'So when you signed the death certificate you had not takenany steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?' The corner, now tired of the brow beating says, 'Well, let meput it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on mydesk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing lawsomewhere. '
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Great Joke
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless. Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts. Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven. Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!What do you mean? Says his mother. Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!
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Medicine Joke
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought to the corridor. Beforethey enter the room she leaves her behind the theatredoor to go in and check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes thesheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walksaway and talks to another man in a white coat. The secondman comes over and does the same examinations. When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: 'All these examinations arefine and appreciated, but when are you going to start thoperation?'The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: 'I haveno idea. We're just painting the corridor. '
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I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
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Insect Joke
What is a spiders favourite TV show ? The newly web game !
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Burger Joke
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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