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Election Joke
President Bill Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. 'Who goes there?' inquired St. Peter.
'It's me, Bill Clinton'.
'What bad things did you do on Earth?'
Clinton thought a bit and answered, 'Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn't hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury. '
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, 'OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell. ' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity. ' Don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering but don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over. '
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Comedy Joke
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one's wife. Going through the rubble, Victor came across a dismembered arm and called over, 'Hey, Stanley, wasn't this Anya's arm? I think this is the wristwatch you gave her. ''I dunno, Victor, ' said Stanley, and they continued the search. A little while later, Victor came across a severed leg. 'Stanley, couldn't this be part of Anya? She had great legs. ' Stanley shrugged and they walked on. Finally the energetic Victor came across a woman's head, which he held out at arm's length for his friend's inspection. 'Nope, ' said Stanley at last. 'Anya was a lot taller. '
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Funny Famous Joke
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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Blonde Joke - 1
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her. 'How can I get to the other side of the river?' she shouts loudly. The other blonde replied 'What for? You are already on the other side of the river!'
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Pig Joke
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
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Dirty Joke
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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King Kong Joke
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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