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Ethnic Joke - 1
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The hick stands up andyells, 'HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-assremarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!We're not all stupid ya know!''Relax, ' said the ventriloquist, 'They're just jokes!''Shut up, buddy, ' the hick replied, 'I'm talking to thatlittle bastard sitting on your knee!'
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Ant Joke
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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Dog Joke - 1
What happened to the French poodle's new haircut when it rained?
It got wet!
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Weird Women Joke
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, 'Lord, I have a problem!' 'What's the problem, Eve?' 'Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy. ' 'Why is that, Eve?' came the reply from above. 'Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples. ' 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. ' 'What's a 'man
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Computing Joke
SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO 'WATCH LIST'New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven more software companies have been added to the group's 'watch list' of companies that regularly practice software testing. 'There is no need for software to be mistreated in this way so that companies like these can market new products, ' said Ken Granola, spokesperson for PETS. 'Alternative methods of testing these products are available. 'According to PETS, these companies force software to undergo lengthly and arduous tests, often without rest for hours or days at a time. Employees are assigned to 'break' the software by any means necessary, and inside sources report that they often joke about 'torturing' the software. 'It's no joke, ' said Granola. 'Innocent programs, from the day they are compiled, are cooped up in tiny rooms and 'crashed' for hours on end. They spend their whole lives on dirty, ill-maintained computers, and are unceremoniously deleted when they're not needed anymore. ' Granola said the software is kept in unsanitary conditions and is infested with bugs. 'We know alternatives to this horror exist, ' he said, citing industry giant Microsoft Corp. as a company that has become extremely successful without resorting to software testing. PETS is a nonprofit organization dedicated to improving the lives of software programs and promoting alternatives to software testing.
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Family Comedy Joke
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O. J. Simpson all have in common? A: They all killed the Browns!
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Religious Joke
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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College Humor
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!
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