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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Satire Joke
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.
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Government Humor
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea
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Dog Joke - 2
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
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Animal World
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
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Camping Joke
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, 'Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow. ' The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, 'Did you mark that spot?' His friend replied, 'Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat. ' The first one said, 'You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?'
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Best Joke Online
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said 'Ya know Mahtha, Ah'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane'. Every year Martha would say, 'Ah know, Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten dollahs. . . and ten dollahs is ten dollahs'. So Stumpy says, 'By Jeebers Mahtha, I'm 71 yeahs old, if I don't go this time I may nevah go'. Martha replies, 'Stumpy, that theah aihplane ride is ten dollahs. . . and ten dollahs is ten dollahs'. So the pilot overhears them and says, 'Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride, and if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE word, I won't charge you, but just one word and it's ten dollars'. They agree and up they go. . . the pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard; he does it one more time, still nothing. . . so fair is fair and he lands. He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says, 'By golly, I did everything I could think of to make you hollar out, but you didn't!'And Stumpy replies, 'Well, Ah was gonna say something when Mahtha theah fell out. . . but then, ten dollahs IS ten dollahs!'
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Relationships Joke
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. 'Bill darling, ' she breathed. 'I've got a confession to make before Igo. . . I . . . I'm the one who took the $'10
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Joke for Speeches
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G. S. T.
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