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Totally Weird Joke
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said 'Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence. ' Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence. . . but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. 'Satan!' beckoned God. 'You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!' 'Yeah? What if I don't?' replied the devil. 'I'll sue you if I have to, ' answered God. 'Sure, ' laughed Satan. 'Where are you going to find a lawyer?'
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Spelling Joke
The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. 'Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan, ' he replied. 'How do you spell that?' asked the manager. 'Er ? sir ? er ? can't you just put it down without spelling it?'
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Beauty Joke
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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Kids School Joke
What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
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Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
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Marriage Joke
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife. . . . DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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Funny School Kids Joke
What do you get if you cross a zombie with a boy scout?
A creature that helps little old ladies across the road.
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Easy to Remember Joke
One day, a man walked into the dentist's office for some dental work. The dentist said, 'Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?'The man looked at the dentist and said, 'None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life. 'The dentist said, 'Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller. ' The man looked back at the dentist and said, 'I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare. 'The dentist said, 'Sir, I'm telling you, use a painkiller. 'The man again said to the dentist, 'I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth. 'The dentist then said, 'Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?'The man said, 'Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in some woods north of here one snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, It set off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That was the second greatest pain in my life'The dentist then said, 'Ouch! But then what was the first greatest pain in your life?'The man replied, 'When I reached the end of the chain. '
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