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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Sporting Joke
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish ice fishing. Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win -- they kept pulling out fish after fish. Soon, the blondes got worried and sent over one of their team to see what the brunettes were doing differently. A few minutes later, the blonde comes running back. 'A hole! You need to put a hole in the ice!'
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Travel Humor
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ------------------------------------------------ November '22
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Face Joke
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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Men Joke
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened.
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Funny College Joke
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: 'Has anyone in this class heard God?' Nobody spoke. 'Has anyone in this class touched God?' Again, nobody spoke. 'Has anyone in this class seen God?' When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, 'Then there is no God. ' One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates: 'Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?' Silence. 'Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?' Silence. 'Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?' When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, 'Then, according to our professor' s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!' You can't argue with that!
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Statistics and Math Joke
Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
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Bird Joke
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?A: An animal that stinks and stings!Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?A: Issues a royal pardon!Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?A: She's throne!Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?A: Ho hum hum!Q: Why do bees hum?A: Because they've forgotten the words!Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?A: A fumble bee!Q: What did the bee say to the flower?A: Hello honey!Q: What's a bees favorite flower?A: A bee-gonias!
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