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Humor Joke
One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday. ' 'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?' 'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.
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Old People Joke
OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with lifeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bitsOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addressesOLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurseOLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gasOLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away. . . OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horseOLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass awayOLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to piecesOLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover
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Mental health Joke
Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to the second patient, he asks what is six minus three? To which the patient replies: Square. Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient. Turning to the third and last patient, he asks, 'How much is five plus five?' The patient answers very confidentally: Ten. The doctor, amazed then inquires how did you figure it out? The patient: 'Easy. Blue multiplied by square equals ten. '
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Legal Humor
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. 'Doctor, ' she asks nervously, 'canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?''Certainly, ' replies the doctor, 'Where do you think lawyers come from?'
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Naughty Joke
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a womanbeside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Theyare both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft asyour breast, I know you'll forgive me. 'She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436. '
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Children Joke
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, 'You wanna play doctor?' Johnny replied, 'NO, that too old fashioned. Spit out you gum, I wanna play president. '
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Drunks Joke
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw Pete and his girlfriendentwined, then walked back into the bar laughing. 'What's so funny?' thebartender asked. 'That damned Pete!' the drunk chortled, 'He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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