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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
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Doctor Joke
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
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Dumb People Joke
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!
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Men Joke
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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Children Joke
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. 'What animal is this?' she asked. 'A cat!' said Eddie. 'Good job! Now, what is this animal?''A dog!' said Eddie. 'Good! Now what animal is this?' she asked, holding up a picture of aDeer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, 'It's what your mom calls your dad. ''A horny bastard, ' called out Eddie.
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Burger Joke
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
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Law Enforcement Joke
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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