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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Hunting Joke
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
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Christmas Joke - 1
Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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Mom and Dad Joke
Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:In '1900
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Weird Women Joke
A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in the class.
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Joke of the Day
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the top of the stove and hurried to the bathroom. He set it down so fast and hard that it opened and the BB's from the gun went right into mother's spagetti sauce. She had seen the BB's and just figured that they couldn't hurt anyone, so she just served dinner anyways. Later that night the little girl ran down stairs saying, 'mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt you said the mom. No said the girl. Ok then don;t worry it will go away. Then the little boy runs down stairs, 'mommy mommy I just peed BB's! Well did it hurt she says? No says the boy. Ok then don't worry about it, it will go away. Later that night the father rushes down the stairs with his pants down - 'honey, honey, I was just up stairs jacking off and I shot the dog!'
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Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.
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Animal World
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle, killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple ofpark rangers happen to find him at that moment, andarrested him for killing an endangered species. At court, he plead innocent to the charges against himclaiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he wouldhave died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor. In the judges closing statement he asked the man, 'Iwould like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?' The man answered, 'Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and aspotted owl. '
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