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Don't play stupid with me. . . I'm better at it!
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Kids Joke
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch hiswonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn'tstop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take theinfant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all thathe had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examinethe baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undidthe diaper, he finds that the diaper is indeed full. 'Here's theproblem', the Dr. says. 'He needs a change. ' The father is veryperplexed, ' But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs!'
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Sport Joke
Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him. The referee will always be looking the other way when you score. The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick. The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking techniques. If you have to use your training in self-defense, your attacker's father will be a lawyer. After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat. After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam. In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours. No matter how many times you take care of it before your promotion exam, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn.
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Business Joke
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, 'If you could have a conversation with someone living or dead, who would it be?'
The blonde quickly responded, 'The living one. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6. 9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
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Funny Kids Joke
What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
'Can I burrow this book please?'
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Bus Joke
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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Sad Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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