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School Joke for Kids
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. 'Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?'His mother , very surprised, replies; 'Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight'. The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why. . . 'Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!'
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Funny School Kids Joke
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Band.
Band who?
Band in Boston!
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Food Joke
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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Horse Joke
A woman went to a psychiatrist and said she was in great distress over her husband. 'He thinks he's a horse. He sleeps standing up and he neighs instead of speaking. He even insists on being fed oats in a bag. ' said the woman 'It's terrible!', 'How long has then be going on?' as the doctor. 'Six, maybe eight months. ' she replied. 'You have let things go too far,' said the doctor. 'Your husband will require a great deal of treatment and it will be very expensive. ' 'I don't care about the expense,' said the wife. 'I will pay you anything -- anything at all to make my husband stop thinking he's a horse. ' 'But it will cost many thousands of dollars, can you afford this amount of money?' asked the doctor. 'Why of course we can,' said the woman. 'He's already won three races this season at Aqueduct. '
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Friendship Joke
A little boy went up to his father and asked:'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'The father replied: 'Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine. '
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Religious Joke
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: 'We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement. '
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, 'Lord, I have a problem!' 'What's the problem, Eve?' 'Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy. ' 'Why is that, Eve?' came the reply from above. 'Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples. ' 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. ' 'What's a 'man
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