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Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't shit on stage.
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Kids Puns
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning!
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.
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Weird Women Joke
Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
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Children Joke
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask ifhe could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, butasked him to be quick. Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. 'I can't find it', he admitted. The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be ableto find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said 'yes'and goes on his way. Five minutes later he returned to the class room and saysto the teacher 'I can't find it'. Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been atthe school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom. So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, 'Well, did you find it?'Jon is quick with his reply: 'Oh sure, he just had hisboxer shorts on backwards'
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Mouse Joke
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
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Romance Joke
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, 'You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new positionfor lovemaking. ''Really, ' said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. 'What is it?''Back to back. ''But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back. ''Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out. '
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Dumb Men Joke
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
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