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Music Joke
Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
Aladdin: Get me a fur coat.
Genie: What fur?
Aladdin: Fur to keep me warm, that's what fur!
As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Do you know what's inside Aladdin's lamp?
It would take a genie-us to find out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aladdin.
Aladdin who?
A lad in the street who wants to come in!
What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp?
He used a candle instead!
What did Aladdin's lamp say?
'You turn me on!'
What does a magician like to keep up his sleeve?
His arm!
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet!
Why did Aladdin's lamp hum?
Because the genie inside it didn 't know the words
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?A: A plain clothes police dog!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?A: Rid of the dog!Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?A: A computer with a lot of bites!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?A: A sheep that can round itself up!
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Worlds Best Joke
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of the couple making love on their honeymoon night as a gag wedding gift. They accomplished this by hiding a tape recording under the newlywed's bed that evening. Before they gave the recorded tape to her, they played the tape and heard her moaning to her new husband, 'That's happiness! That's happiness!' But her voice sounded funny and they discovered that they were playing the tape at the wrong speed. When they slowed the tape down to the correct pitch, they were surprised to hear her shouting at him, 'That's a penis?! That's a penis?!'
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Humorous Joke
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED. . . ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. FREE PUPPIES:PART COCKER SPANIEL -PART SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOGGERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING'WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS'FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT. . . BEEN OUT AWHILE. . BETTER BE REWARD. GEORGIA PEACHES- CALIFORNIA GROWN -89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. COMMUNITY HEADLINE:ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARESFOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
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Dirty Joke
What did the egg say to the boiling water? 'It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night. '
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Sport Joke
Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. 'I'll do anything for 3 points', he said when questioned.
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Romance Joke
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: 'I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me. '
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