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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Children Joke
Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago. '
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Teeth Joke
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.
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Car and train Joke
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying just checking. !
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Music Joke
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
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Government Humor
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearingcomplaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and becomefurious. He called the chief of the Secret Service and orderedhim to investigate the matter. The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, andthen reported on the problem to him. He said:' Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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Satire Joke
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOTAL silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would be permitted to speak two words. After 10 years of total silence, the head monk indicated it was now time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, 'Bed hard!' And then he resumed his silent study and work. Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, 'Food bad!' And then he resumed his silent study and work. Another 10 years passed and the head monk again indicated it was time for him to speak his two words. The monk said, 'I quit!'The head monk shook his head and said, 'I knew this was coming. You've done nothing but complain for the past 30 years!'
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