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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Father Joke
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Situation Joke
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds. 'WOW!' was the response from everyone at the bar. Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartenderrecognized him and asked, 'Aren't you the father of the baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?' The proud father answered, '10 pounds. 'The bartender said, 'Why? I know that babies lose some weight after birth, but ten pounds? He did weigh twenty pounds, didn't he? What happened?The proud Texas father said, 'Just had him circumcised!'
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Humor Joke
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, 'Could you read my palm?' He shows his hand to her, and she says, 'But. . . I can't read your hand. ' 'Why?' the man asks. 'I don't understand your handwriting, ' the woman replies.
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Joke for Kids
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of thebushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin andbreak her nose with a massive left hook. As the nun is lying bleeding onthe floor, the guy looks down and says:You're getting slow in your old age, Batman.
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Judge Joke
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. 'As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money. ' Glaring down at him, the judge replied, 'He's not. I am. You do. '
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Rabbit Joke
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet.
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Doctor Joke
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Man: Well, give me the really bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live. Man: And the bad news?Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease. Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?
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