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Judge Joke
A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. 'Not guilty, ' the woman answered emphatically. The prosecution council then approached the woman and said: 'Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf - who was waving a union jack - on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the center of London, in a blizzard?' The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: 'What was the date again?'
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Miscellaneous Joke
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.
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Elderly People Joke
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing. One: Whew, it's windy today!Two: No. Today's Thursday!Three: So am I! Let's go to a bar!
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Worlds Best Joke
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck.
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Computing Joke
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache - Needed when you go to da store. Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name. Terminal - Time to call da undertaker. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - A female Disco dancer. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers. Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. Rom - Where the pope lives. Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year. Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.
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Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!
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Sport Joke
true story, according to the LA Times. . . . . Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, 'Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?'Wilkins replied, 'I don't know and I don't care!'
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Spoof Joke
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen. The doctor told her it would cost around $'500
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