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American Joke
Q: What do you get when you put 28 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Firefighter Joke
After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, 'I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire. ' The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his butt, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, 'Ole!' and quickly moved it aside.
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Horse Joke
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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Judge Joke
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Village Idiot Joke
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a 'Beep. . Beep. . Beep' and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was backing up and that sound was to warn people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at the bank the lines were long (as usual) and so they got into one of the lines behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden another man's beeper started to go off and the little boy with fear in his eyes said 'Look out dad she's backing up!'
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Doctor Joke
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance. But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why ! The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words : Psycho-the-rapist.
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, 'Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off. '
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Music Joke
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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