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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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History Joke
Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
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Kids Puns
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.
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Naughty Joke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking. One afternoon, she lit up after some love making, and he said, 'You really ought to quit. 'She, getting tired of his nagging, said, 'I really enjoy a good cigarette after sex. 'He replied, 'But they stunt your growth. ' She asked if he ever smoked, and he replied that he had never. Smiling and lifting her gaze to his groin, she said, 'So, what's your excuse then?'
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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Naughty Joke
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw a sheep tied to a post. Thinking it was for that nights dinner hecooked it. That night after dinner the cowboys were all sulking andignoring the cook. He pulled one aside and asked, 'Did I screw up thecooking. . . ' 'No', the cowboy replied, 'You cooked up the screwing. '
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Religion Joke
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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At Work Joke
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. 'I need someone with an accounting degree, ' the man said. 'But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me. ''Excuse me?' the accountant said. 'I worry about a lot of things, ' the man said. 'But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back. ''I see, ' the accountant said. 'And how much does the job pay?''I'll start you at eighty thousand. ''Eighty thousand dollars!' the accountant exclaimed. 'How can such a small business afford a sum like that?''That, ' the owner said, 'is your first worry. '
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