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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Doctor Joke
A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.
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Blonde Joke - 2
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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Bath Joke
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
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Burger Joke
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
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Clinton Joke
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
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Government Humor
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!
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Dance Joke
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped. ' His buddy said, 'I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!' So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, 'Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?' 'She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'. '
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