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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Love and Marriage Joke
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards. . .
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Satire Joke
At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, 'What's-his-name here says I don't give him enough attention. '
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Insect Joke
What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !
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Cannibal Joke
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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Food Joke
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:'Look at the jam you've gotten us into!'
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Worlds Best Joke
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. 'It's for my husband, ' she tells the clerk. 'Did he tell you what gauge to get?' asked the clerk. 'Are you kidding?' she says. 'He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!'
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Political Joke
When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a 'Bud. '
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Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You can kill your own food. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. Wedding plans take care of themselves. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: 'He must be mad at me. ' Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. (WHAT????LOL. . DD) Wedding dress -- $2000. Tuxedo rental -- 75 bucks. You don't mooch off other's desserts. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, 'So, notice anything different?' You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public, unless you play professional ball, and then for some reason it's okay. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. At least a few belches are expected and tolerated. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
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